It's Monday, so that's means that it's time for "Not me!" Monday. A perfect time for me to confess to the many mishaps of the past week that I did, I mean did not do. So, here goes....
I did not forget the same load of laundry in the washer not one, but two times, causing the clothes to mildew and have to be re-washed. I do not forget. Ever. (refer to last week's "Not me!" Monday) Therefore I did not also forget to pay a very important bill on time, thus causing myself to be charged a late fee.
Regardless of my previous post, I would never be so engrossed in an issue of PEOPLE magazine that my 9-month old little boy could crawl into the kitchen, get into the unpacked groceries and eat who knows how many cookies before I caught him. This would mean that I left groceries in the floor for hours instead of putting them away. That would also mean that catching up on the newest celeb gossip in the newest issue of PEOPLE magazine would be my top priority....even over watching my son. That would never happen!!
I do not still think that sticking my finger into a poopy diaper is still absolutely disgusting...even after it's happened a kazillion times! After pulling my finger out of the dirty diaper I did not stomp my foot and say "ewwww, gross" like a 10 year old would do. I'm not 10, I'm 25.
So, what did you not do last week? Head on over to mckmama's page to get in on ALL the fun! Just click on the "Not me!" Monday icon above.
2 comments:
great not me monday's would you like to take part in my post called tell a joke tuesday?
Very cute Not Mes. I have also never gotten so distracted that my little Beast got into something he shouldn't have, LOL! And getting poop on oneself NEVER stops being gross!!! Mine actually had diarrhea yesterday at Target and it ran down his legs and out his shoes ONTO THE FLOOR. So embarrassing and absolutely the gross-est thing ever! You and your kiddo are too cute!
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